Jared!
Back in 1996, I had a PowerBook Duo and a Newton. The Powerbook had a little application called "Jared" that lived on my desktop. It was, at the time, the second most awesome piece of Mac software I had ever seen, right behind the Talking Moose. The app was simple: double-click the icon and a little smiley face would sing an execrable song in Italian or Spanish or something. No matter how crappy my day was or how much drama I was in the midst of (usually a lot), Jared was always there to provide me with 55 seconds of awesome.
Somebody ported Jared to the iPhone.
He is still magnificent.
